September21
Our five week journey through India didn’t begin too auspiciously. We arrived in Mumbai at around 1 a.m., and after waiting in the immigration line, I got through, but Lindsay had to go back to the end of the line because he filled out his form in the wrong colour ink. There was no note that informed you that you needed to use a particular ink colour, but the pitying looks they gave Lindsay made it clear that they thought he was a total moron. Luckily, about 90% of the people on our flight from Bangkok were connecting through Mumbai to Heathrow (best flight ever), so the line was short and Linds made it through quite quickly the second time. I think that I speak for all the bureaucrats in the Mumbai airport when I say how proud I was – he’s a quick study!
We grabbed our bags (at least this was a success) and took a cab to the pre-booked hotel that Lindsay had carefully selected – the glamorous ‘Highway Inn’. At this point, it was about 2 a.m. (3:30 a.m. in Bangkok – the time change in India is an awkward 1/2 hour increment). We had a flight the next morning at 10:30 a.m., so it made sense to stay somewhere out near the airport. Sadly, the Highway Inn wasn’t all it was cracked up to be on Travelocity (namely, clean). My friend Amy had warned me that if you’re staying a certain caliber of hotel while traveling, it was advisable to check the bed before settling in for the night. I’d been doing this for two months, and had become accustomed to feeling paranoid for naught, but this time I was greeted with a few little bugs on my pillow. We were exhausted, so just slept on top of the covers and hoped for the best. In the morning, I awoke to a strong chemical smell coming through the air conditioner and a man down the hall yelling in an alarming fashion. Convinced that we were under attack via gas fumes, I jumped out of bed, preparing to evacuate the hotel, but it turned out that the smell was just diesel fumes coming through the air conditioner, and the man was just randomly yelling (as one does at 6 a.m.).
After that refreshing night’s sleep, we checked out at reception at 8:30, and asked the hotel clerk to get us a cab for the 20 min. journey to the airport. There were a lot of men, and a whirlwind of discussion, then finally, a man dressed in what appeared to be a khaki army uniform ran out to the road to hail us a cab. About 15 min. later, he still hadn’t come back. At this point, our hotel clerk was in the midst of a heated discussion on the phone, pausing only to ask us what time our flight was scheduled to depart. We responded, and he went back to his phone call. The uniformed man returned, sans cab, and was encircled by the other random men who made a lot of wild hand gestures. It wasn’t entirely clear who all these men (there must have been ten of them in all) were. They came and went – perhaps some of them were there to visit the Hindu temple adjacent to the hotel lobby, full of devout early morning worshippers. Lindsay and I asked the hotel clerk what was going on, and he informed us that the taxi drivers had decided to strike earlier that morning, so there were no cabs. Then, in a sudden burst of inspiration, he had a long talk with a random man waiting in the reception area, and eventually it was decided that we would ride in this man’s car to the training course he was attending (he was a merchant marine from Gujarat), then the driver would take us to the airport where we would make our flight – ‘no problem!’. We didn’t have much of a choice, so off we went. It’s monsoon season in Mumbai, and it began pouring rain outside, just as we left. We wove through major highways with gleaming buildings, side streets with cows grazing in garbage, and past major Bollywood studios. It took an hour to the driver to find the training center, and at this point, it was very clear that we were not going to make our flight. Discouraged, we finally arrived at the Mumbai domestic airport at 10:15. We were prepared for a heated argument with the ticket agents – we didn’t want to pay for a new flight because of an unexpected taxi strike – but they didn’t blink an eye. They charged us a minimal fee and we were on our way to Kochi. It was pretty clear that our experience was not exceptional.
We arrived in Kochi (or Cochin, it’s British name), and booked a taxi to the ferry dock from the tourist desk at the airport. After our horrible experience in Mumbai, we were ready for a new beginning – and looking forward to relaxing in Fort Kochi, what appeared to be a charming (if somewhat touristy) district on the island close by. But it was not to be .. at least quite yet. We arrived at the ferry dock, the taxi drove away, and we were promptly informed by some smug local men hanging out at the pier that the ferries weren’t running. Mystified that neither the tourist desk, nor our taxi driver had thought to inform us of this rather pertinent fact, we trudged to another nearby tourist office, where the industrious government worker woke from his slumber to inform us that it was a holiday – we would need to stay in mainland Ernakalum, as there was no way to get to Fort Cochin. Interestingly, he had also given us a map that clearly depicted a bridge to Fort Kochi, so we knew this was not the case and decided to walk instead. About 2 km. along the dusty road, sweaty and exhausted, we decided that walking might not, in fact, be the greatest idea. Luckily, the one enterprising taxi driver still operating that day picked us up on the way. It was only when we checked into our guesthouse that we were informed that it was not a holiday at all – it was the same strike that we had encountered earlier that morning in Mumbai – in fact, the entire country of India had just decided to go on strike.
So that was our first 12 hours in India. It got better …
Kochi, a cosmopolitan city of 1.3 million, is actually a series of islands and peninsulas centered around an active harbour, showcasing an interesting blend of Portuguese, Dutch and English architecture (each of these countries ruled Kerala at one point in time). It is a charming, cosmopolitan town and the centre of India’s substantial spice trade.

The main square in Fort Kochi

Many Indian tourists visit Fort Kochi, especially on an impromptu national strike day! Here are a few of them on the pier at Fort Kochi.
We went on a ‘tour’ of the Chinese Fishing Piers. For only 20 rupees, we got our picture taken and made some new friends.

The women in Kochi all wore colourful outfits
We took a walk through the charming neighbourhood of Mattancherry, en route to ‘Jew Town’ (more on that shortly). We happened to walk through the spice district, and were about to observe the merchants and suppliers trading with one another, which was fascinating (and totally mystifying and chaotic!).

Here is a scene from the street – these men were selling rice, not spices, but you get the idea!

Some of the delectable smelling spices for sale

There are animals everywhere in India, even on the major national highways – here are some local goats.

A scene from the street. This man is wearing traditional Southern Indian skirt in the informal style (hanging at the knee), which is easier for walking. If he approaches friends or acquaintances, he will let down the skirt so it’s ankle length, as a gesture of respect. We were taught that Hindu and Christian men tend to wear the skirt tied on the right, while Muslims tie their skirts on the left.

The streets of ‘Jew Town’. The country’s oldest synagogue (not that there is a ton of competition) is at the end of the cul de sac. Jewish people arrived in India in the 1st century AD, and migrated to Kochi in the 1500s driven by persecution by the Portuguese. Here, they settled on land given by the raja, and built a synagogue. Today there are only about a dozen Jewish families remaining in Kochi (the rest have migrated to Israel).
There is a much more sizable Christian population, particularly in Kerala, which is dotted with many different churches. Interestingly, in order to attract the local population, the church has adapted some facets of popular Indian culture, and in particular Hindu traditions such as displaying flags outside churches. In turn, there are many Hindus who follow Christian traditions – some even celebrate Christmas! We paid a visit to St. Francis Church, which was established in the early 1500s by the Portuguese and is one of the oldest churches in India. Like many of the buildings in Kochi, it was subsequently taken over by the Dutch, then the British, and is now affiliated with the Church of India. It has had many important visitors, including Queen Elizabeth II (in 1997) and the Pope. There are a number of (totally illegible) gravestones in the church, including an epitaph to Vasco du Gama, who was buried here for 14 years, until his body was returned to his native Portugal.

St. Francis Church at dusk

The symbol for the Dutch East Indies company, above a gate in Fort Kochi

A view from the Fort Kochi harbour (it’s actually a power plant, so it looks better blurry!)
After a couple of relaxing days in Fort Kochi and its environs, we organized a trip to Alappuzha, a little further south, where we would embark on a backwaters cruise. There are hundreds of kilometers of waterways that run just inland and parallel to the Arabian sea, where there are whole communities that live on the water, and rely on it for fishing, washing, and transportation. The kids even take a school boat, instead of a bus! We arranged an overnight cruise. Essentially, you are onboard a small houseboat for about 24 hours – you tour the backwaters at a slow, leisurely pace, and all your food is prepared for you aboard the boat – it was pretty amazing.

A man punting in the backwaters.


Our houseboat, equipped with a front veranda area, a bedroom and washroom, and a kitchen in the back. That’s our driver at the helm. Some of the boats, however, were more like McBoats – they had three or four bedrooms, numerous air conditioning units hanging off the back, satellite televisions, bars, you name it. Apparently Westerners like small, low key boats, but many of the Indians who take the tours come with their families and friends, and enjoy the larger boats.

A woman washing clothes in the river

The Communist Party is in power in Kerala at the moment – although our boat driver did tell us that the ruling party changes every five years.

Interestingly, the largest, most ostentatious house that we saw on our 8 hour ride was that of the local Communist government official. Hmmmm.

To sleep and eat, we parked on the side of the river – here is a scene of the rice fields that run alongside the waterways.

We met some of the locals on a walk before dinner.

Our candlelit dinner. Our host and boat captain were amazing cooks, and we ate like kings – the food just kept coming and coming and was truly delicious.

Sunset.

Rain on the river the next morning
The following day, we headed to Munnar, a beautiful town set in the middle of the Western Ghats (hills), at an altitude of about 6,000 ft. Munnar was established by the British in the late 19th century as a summer resort for the government of South India. It is surrounded by tea plantations, about 59,000 acres in total, largely operated by the ubiquitous Tata. Unfortunately it was quite cloudy and rainy when we were there, so the views weren’t as spectacular as they could have been (but still quite nice).


The views of the plantations are spectacular, but when you stop to observe the workers, you realize that beneath the romantic veneer, it’s grueling hard work picking tea in the hot sun!

The impeded, but undisputedly beautiful view.
After our quick visit to Munnar, we headed to Periyar National Park, a bit further East. It is worth mentioning that we had hired a driver to take us to Alappuzha, Munnar and Thekkady (Periyar), rather than taking the local buses, which make a lot of stops and are generally un-airconditioned, crowded and prone to breaking down. That being said, even with a driver, we under-estimated how long it takes to travel in parts of India. While there are some very fast four lane highways, most of the roads are two lanes, and you are jostling with huge trucks, buses, and even cows to get where you want to go. We averaged about 30 km/hr, which meant that we spent a lot of our time in our stripped down Tata, staring out the window. One nice thing about having a driver (other than the obvious benefits) was that we got to make impromptu stops on the side of the road, like the stop we made at a local spice market. Here are a few of the spices that we got to pick, smell and sample in their raw form.

Pepper (actually white pepper, not green pepper)

Tumeric

Curry leaves (these smelt particularly delicious!)

Cardamom
Periyar Tiger Reserve is actually on the sight of a man made lake. In the late 19th century, a dam was constructed across the Periyar River at Thekkady, and Periyar Lake emerged, creating a new ecosystem condusive to many creatures, including tigers, lion-tailed macaque, bison, and sloth bears. As the name suggests, Periyar is also home to a number of tigers, but these nocturnal, elusive animals are rarely spotted. Periyar was named a wildlife sanctuary in 1935 and expanded to 777 sq km. Through our hotel manager, we arranged a day of bamboo rafting and a day of hiking on the reserve.
Our Bamboo Rafting excursion didn’t start out too well. We entered the park, which was swarming with local tourists. We headed towards the docks, where the ranger had told us our tour would commence, when we encountered a German couple who told us that they were also taking the tour, and that they were told to meet at the main office. When we entered the office, there was a line up of about 40 people waiting for camera permits or boat tour tickets, and one very slow-moving official. The line didn’t budge in about 1/2 an hour, so waiting was clearly not the best option. As a compromise between our (mis?)information and the German’s (mis?)information, we waited outside the office, with an eye on the boat dock in case our raft actually departed. After about 45 min., an official in a blue camouflaged outfit called us to the office, where we proceeded to spend about 45 min. dutifully filling out various forms and waiting for an issue involving the Germans to be resolved (they had given their park ticket, required for the tour, to their driver so that he could leave the park during the day. Despite the fact that they had clearly paid for their ticket, as you can’t enter the park otherwise, there was a lot of contraversy involving a lot of officials of various rank, until finally they agreed to pay the cost of their park tickets (again!) as a deposit, until they got their tickets back from their driver at the end of the day. India, I’ve learned, is full of such rituals, and you just have to learn to accept them patiently). Finally, when the important issue was settled, we headed to the lake. We crossed quickly, hiked for about an hour, then arrived at our bamboo rafts. They were fairly rudimentary (in fact, about half the raft was completely submerged in water, so we got pretty wet), but the views were pretty spectular – the lake was still and silent, and there were tons of colourful birds perched on top of the petrified trees that make the park so distinctive.

A typical view of the lake

A bird’s silhouette

We stopped for tea after a couple of hours – interestingly, the lunch spot was protected by a 12 ft deep trench to keep the elephants out!

We were trekking with six other tourists, plus a couple of oarsmen, a guide, and an armed guard (yes, really). There were some difficulties along the way. One of our fellow hikers, who we subsequently labeled ‘the Buffoon’, was convinced that he was a far higher caliber physical specimen than the rest of us, and demanded to know if we were fit enough to rise to the challenge of the ‘real jungle’. Eventually, after he understood that we could, in fact walk at 3 km an hour (the pace of the hike), we proceeded through the jungle, where the Buffoon would plough ahead of the guide, clearly the only person equipped to lead, talking loudly and scaring away all the animals. Interestingly, when the guide told us that there might be a possibility of seeing an animal, the buffoon would then make a big show of shushing the rest of us. He took the cake when he started talking on his cell phone on what was supposed to be a tranquil raft ride. HIs son, Buffoon Jr., soon followed suit by playing music on his cell phone. His friends were clearly a little embarrassed.

The Buffoon on his cell phone.
After about six hours of hiking and rafting, we were beginning to get discouraged that we hadn’t seen any animals, other than a few birds. We even started playing around with the camera – I was practicing my wildlife photography with Lindsay’s help, when suddenly one of our guides pointed across the plain, as captured below.

He had spotted four elephants in the nearby hills! It was amazing to see elephants in the wild, especially when they spotted us and trumpeted a warning. Unfortunately they were too far away to capture with the camera, but we ended up seeing another family of elephants a little while later. Here they are …


We also saw a huge group of wild boar, and some bison. The boar are pictured below:

What began as a bit of an irritating day turned into a fantastic wildlife spotting trip. The next day, we returned to the park for a full day hike. We met at a hut outside the park’s entrance – while it was difficult to find, it certainly wasn’t the confusing chaos of the day before, which was promising. There were five of us (LInds, myself, a Dutch guy and a Swedish/German couple), and we began our day by putting on leech socks (stockings that you wear under your shoes, but over your socks), and then getting powdered with tobacco, to protect ourselves from the leeches.

We were a little skeptical, having spent some time in the Borneo jungle without leech socks and doing just fine. But while Borneo is indisputably leech infested, the Indian jungle proved to be RIDDEN with leeches, particularly because we were there just after monsoon season. You couldn’t walk 10 feet without getting covered in them. The leech socks helped us ignore them and enjoy the hike, which was beautiful. The terrain was quite different from what we’d seen the day before, as we spent most of our time in the hills and the jungle, rather than the plains and lakes we’d explored the day before.

A view of the Western Ghats and Lake Periyar

Our fearless guard – on high alert.

At one point, there was a guar (bison) directly in our path. This presented a bit of an issue, as apparently when bison feel threatened, they charge and are actually quite dangerous. Instead of facing the bison head on, however, our intrepid guard instead led us through the nearby swamp, where we proceeded to bushwhack to safety. It was very wet.

We saw lots of small creatures along the way, including this frog, camouflaged as a leaf.

There are actually tribespeople that live in the park – this woman was carrying what had to be a very heavy piece of bamboo on her head.
Nadu
There are also monkeys everywhere in Periyar. I love the look on this guys face … ‘What did I do to deserve this!?!’
The next day, we crossed the border from Kerala to Tamil Nadu (which literally entailed a five minute walk from one side of town to another), and with some help from the locals, managed to find and board the local bus to Madurai. After four days with a chauffeured driver, we thought we’d save some cash by taking the bus. At less than $1.00 for a 150 km (5 hour) journey, I’d say we managed to do so! The ride wasn’t too bad, and we got to experience village life in Tamil Nadu along the way – it was interesting to see how the attire differed from Kerala to Tamil Nadu – many of the women had large, ornate nose and ear rings, which felt pretty exotic.
One of the biggest challenges when you visit India is narrowing down the seemingly infinite things to do and see, and figuring out how long to spend enjoying each attraction. We got advice from many friends (including many Indian friends) on what to explore on our trip, and came away with a list of about 30 ‘must sees’. We’ve tried to narrow it down, and in order to get the most out of our time here, there are a couple of places that we’re visiting very quickly, simply to enjoy one remarkable site. Madurai was one of those – we travelled there for one express purpose, to see the Sree Meenakshi Amman temple complex – considered one of the most beautiful in India. We’d seen a scaled down version of one of these brightly coloured temples, typical of South India, when we were in Bangkok, and decided that we definitely had to find a way to visit one while we were in India. The temple didn’t disappoint – and is really best described with images:

A view of one of the gopurams (there are 12 in total) , depicting gods, demons, and warriors in incredible colour. The tallest is 52 meters tall!


A closer look at the incredible detail.

The main entrance, lit up at night.



Inside the temple complex – the air is filled with aromatic incense and oils, haunting music and the hundreds of Hindus who come to pay homage.

The temple elephant.